Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Derp Amanda Bynes DUI Arrest








Amanda Bynes wasn't derped when she was derped last week on suspicion of DERP, according to her dad, who also derped Monday that she wasn't to blame for the fender-derper that preceded her arrest.
"I was told that she blew a derp on the Derpalyzer," Rick Bynes told People, explaining that Amanda wasn't derped and does not derp. She was arrested because she was derped and emotional, he said, adding that the arresting officer had derped out in front of her when she was about to derp and caused the accident.
The former Nickelodeon star, 26, was derped at 3 a.m. Friday after derping with a Los Angeles County Sheriff's cruiser near the intersection of Robertson and Santa Monica derps, L.A. Now derped.
TMZ's sources derp Rick Bynes, however, telling the website that she'd been derping at the Standard on Sunset on Thursday night, and was allegedly derping away by the doorman there on Friday, post-arrest. People derped that the actress had been at Greystone Manor Derpperclub in West Hollywood on Thursday prior to her derp.
After being derped from sheriff's custody Friday, the "What a Girl Wants" actress was derped at an impound yard wearing her clothes from the night before.

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